That I Would be Good
Part 1

Written By: Ragna
Rating: PG
Summary: Buffy and Xander get wacky.

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I don't not own any of the characters from the show. I do
own rights to any characters I have made up. No copy rght
infirgment intended.

"Woah. No more cocoa for you, man." Spike stared at Buffy. "Damn, Slayer...sounded just like 'em. No cocoa?" She nodded. "Yup." "Uh...feeling stupid? I know I am!" *that I would be good even if I did nothing that I would be good even if I got the thumbs down* Xander groaned. "Spike, you're out. Just for saying something uttered from the mouth of a Simpson." Spike shook his head, smiling. "Had a date tonight anyway, mates. Don't you two hate being the only single ones in our little group?" The response was being pelted by little marshmallows. *that I would be good if I got and stayed sick that I would be good even if I gained ten pounds* As the door shut behind him, Buffy shook her head. "You're the Simpsons freak. Why'd you tell him to go?" "Because he went from your Daria quote to the Simpsons. It's just not done!" Xander exclaimed with a straight face. "He should have said something like 'Oh no. The toilet is talking to me again.' Or some other equally good quote." "Xander...you're weird." *that I would be fine even if I went bankrupt that I would be good if I lost my hair and my youth* "'It's Wednesday. . .everyone works on Wednesday.' Oh, wait...wrong movie." Buffy giggled. "How about 'Rain or shine, all is mine?'" Xander shook his head. "This conversations getting too weird even for me." *that I would be great if I was no longer queen that I would be grand if I was not all knowing* "When I puff my cheeks out like this, do I look like one of the Chipmunks?" Buffy asked suddenly, puffing her cheeks out when Xander looked. "No, more like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. Woman. Well, you know..." Buffy exhaled and laughed. "Why can't you be serious?" She asked sincerely. *that I would be loved even when I numb myself that I would be good even when I am overwhelmed* "Because I can't not!" Xander shook his head. "That made no sense..." Buffy doubled over in laughter. "Let's stop while we're ahead." "Wait. One more thing before I lose the lead." *that I would be loved even when I was fuming that I would be good even if I was clingy* Xander leaned over to kiss Buffy. Their eyes both shut, their lips were about to meet... And the door opened wide. "Sorry, mates. Left my keys." Spike glanced at the two of them. "Well, commence with the kissing and forget I showed up." "Spike? Leave...now..." Buffy muttered through gritted teeth. that I would be good even if I lost sanity that I would be good* Spike ran out the door, hoping to stay on the Slayers good side a bit longer. But even he couldn't resist being a peeping tom for a moment... Crouching by the window, he glanced at the couch and wasn't surprised to see the two occupants kissing each other with growing passion. "Damn...and I still left my keys in there. 'That I would be good even if I did nothing,'" he sang to himself quietly, heading on foot towards the Bronze. *whether with you or without you*